[muffled rap music playing in the distance]

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Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

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dement09:
“ lesbiansandthelivingdead:
“ sjw-no-thanks:
“ I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.
”
Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands
”
this is the most polite eating ive seen.
”

lesbiansandthelivingdead:
sjw-no-thanks:
I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.
Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands
this is the most polite eating ive seen.

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bush-killed-harambe:

he fucking did it okay

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https://href.li/?https://twitter.com/therachelpotter/status/758335027180699648 twitter.com

itsrainingcatsandcatharsis:

qingmilo:
tellyjpg:
yo
More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face
The realest shit you’ll see on tv

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http://queenrafferty.tumblr.com queenrafferty

treatyoselfartie:

#why aren’t all men ben

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ladygolem:

pssyriot:
Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
Now he’s falling asleep
Now she’s calling a cab

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taurusqueer:

8hy:
why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys
demons strengthen with numbers

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